Post by tav7623 on Oct 12, 2015 19:02:45 GMT -5
Trumps Towers vs. Corpse Munging
This was more than just a W in the win column as Trump s Towers (3-1, 435.72 points) secures the top spot in the league after beating Coprse Munging (12th place, 1-3, 292.60 points) 103.08 to 76.46. They registered the second-highest point total in the league this week, which is the kind of achievement that might impress their parents but no one else. Coprse Munging has had a string of bad luck lately and is on a three-game losing streak. Coprse Munging was coming off a 105.96 to 51.40 loss against Fear these Bucknuts and saw their scoring increase this week. To make matters worse, Coprse Munging had a starter score zero points (Knile Davis).
Fear These Bucknuts vs. Backfield Penetration
Fear these Bucknuts put up the highest score of the week and dismantled BackfieldPenetration 104.78 to 38.30. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 66.48-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Following a 99.00 to 93.08 win against Go Blue Girl, BackfieldPenetration saw their scoring drop dramatically this week. Adding insult to injury, BackfieldPenetration had several starters score zero points. Fear these Bucknuts (3-1, 385.14 points) climbs into second place while BackfieldPenetration (2-2, 318.02 points) drops to ninth place.
Of Hogs and Hokies vs. Go Blue Girl
Of Hogs and Hokies got 17.46 points from Tyrod Taylor and 13.50 from Matt Forte to slip by Go Blue Girl 61.66 to 59.62. It could have gone either way, and the 2.04-point margin of victory was the second-smallest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Go Blue Girl suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 99.00 to 93.08 loss against BackfieldPenetration. Of Hogs and Hokies (3-1, 372.34 points) climbs into third place while Go Blue Girl (2-2, 351.68 points) drops to eighth place.
The Wide Right vs. Darks Dragons
The Wide Right got 18.84 points from Derek Carr and 15.00 from the Green Bay Packers Defense, slipping by Dark's Dragons 97.54 to 97.48. This was extremely close, with the 0.06-point margin of victory being the smallest recorded in the league this season. Russell Wilson led Dark's Dragons with 17.48 points while Rashad Jennings brought in 15.20. Following a zero-point effort from Ryan Mathews, Dark's Dragons was left to wonder "what might have been?". The Wide Right (2-2, 395.04 points) climbs into fifth place while Dark's Dragons (1-3, 397.16 points) drops to 10th place.
MadMan Gamers vs. The Baastards
MadMan Gamers (seventh place, 2-2, 353.30 points) kicked The Bastaaards (2-2, 433.68 points) out of first place after beating them 75.36 to 57.40, proving they are better than their record (but not better than "Thriller," which is a record no one could surpass despite many attempts to Beat It). The Bastaaards sputtered out of the gate and ranked 11th in points this week. These two teams are tied for seventh place with 2-2 records, but it doesn't tell the whole story, as The Bastaaards has a clear points lead, 433.68 to 353.30. While each team played poorly, MadMan Gamers got the win with just 78.5% of a projected 95.95 points. To make matters worse, The Bastaaards had a starter score zero points (Ben Roethlisberger).
The Fighting Kittens vs. The Taint
The Fighting Kittens took advantage of 26.36 points from Drew Brees and 20.70 from Vincent Jackson, taking down The Taint 101.56 to 77.36. While each team fell short of expectations, The Fighting Kittens scored 98.9% of a projected 102.69 points to get the win. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, The Taint suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 128.20 to 105.82 win against Of Hogs and Hokies. The Fighting Kittens (1-3, 338.70 points) climbs into 11th place while The Taint (2-2, 389.86 points) drops to sixth place.
Current Standings
1. Trump s Towers 3-1 436 pts
2. Fear these Bucknuts 3-1 385 pts
3. Of Hogs and Hokies 3-1 374 pts
4. The Bastaaards 2-2 434 pts
5. Dark's Dragons 2-2 397 pts
6. The Taint 2-2 390 pts
7. MadMan Gamers 2-2 353 pts
8. Go Blue Girl 2-2 352 pts
9. BackfieldPenetration 2-2 318 pts
10. The Wide Right 1-3 393 pts
11. The Fighting Kittens 1-3 339 pts
12. Coprse Munging 1-3 293 pts
This was more than just a W in the win column as Trump s Towers (3-1, 435.72 points) secures the top spot in the league after beating Coprse Munging (12th place, 1-3, 292.60 points) 103.08 to 76.46. They registered the second-highest point total in the league this week, which is the kind of achievement that might impress their parents but no one else. Coprse Munging has had a string of bad luck lately and is on a three-game losing streak. Coprse Munging was coming off a 105.96 to 51.40 loss against Fear these Bucknuts and saw their scoring increase this week. To make matters worse, Coprse Munging had a starter score zero points (Knile Davis).
Fear These Bucknuts vs. Backfield Penetration
Fear these Bucknuts put up the highest score of the week and dismantled BackfieldPenetration 104.78 to 38.30. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 66.48-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Following a 99.00 to 93.08 win against Go Blue Girl, BackfieldPenetration saw their scoring drop dramatically this week. Adding insult to injury, BackfieldPenetration had several starters score zero points. Fear these Bucknuts (3-1, 385.14 points) climbs into second place while BackfieldPenetration (2-2, 318.02 points) drops to ninth place.
Of Hogs and Hokies vs. Go Blue Girl
Of Hogs and Hokies got 17.46 points from Tyrod Taylor and 13.50 from Matt Forte to slip by Go Blue Girl 61.66 to 59.62. It could have gone either way, and the 2.04-point margin of victory was the second-smallest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Go Blue Girl suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 99.00 to 93.08 loss against BackfieldPenetration. Of Hogs and Hokies (3-1, 372.34 points) climbs into third place while Go Blue Girl (2-2, 351.68 points) drops to eighth place.
The Wide Right vs. Darks Dragons
The Wide Right got 18.84 points from Derek Carr and 15.00 from the Green Bay Packers Defense, slipping by Dark's Dragons 97.54 to 97.48. This was extremely close, with the 0.06-point margin of victory being the smallest recorded in the league this season. Russell Wilson led Dark's Dragons with 17.48 points while Rashad Jennings brought in 15.20. Following a zero-point effort from Ryan Mathews, Dark's Dragons was left to wonder "what might have been?". The Wide Right (2-2, 395.04 points) climbs into fifth place while Dark's Dragons (1-3, 397.16 points) drops to 10th place.
MadMan Gamers vs. The Baastards
MadMan Gamers (seventh place, 2-2, 353.30 points) kicked The Bastaaards (2-2, 433.68 points) out of first place after beating them 75.36 to 57.40, proving they are better than their record (but not better than "Thriller," which is a record no one could surpass despite many attempts to Beat It). The Bastaaards sputtered out of the gate and ranked 11th in points this week. These two teams are tied for seventh place with 2-2 records, but it doesn't tell the whole story, as The Bastaaards has a clear points lead, 433.68 to 353.30. While each team played poorly, MadMan Gamers got the win with just 78.5% of a projected 95.95 points. To make matters worse, The Bastaaards had a starter score zero points (Ben Roethlisberger).
The Fighting Kittens vs. The Taint
The Fighting Kittens took advantage of 26.36 points from Drew Brees and 20.70 from Vincent Jackson, taking down The Taint 101.56 to 77.36. While each team fell short of expectations, The Fighting Kittens scored 98.9% of a projected 102.69 points to get the win. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, The Taint suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 128.20 to 105.82 win against Of Hogs and Hokies. The Fighting Kittens (1-3, 338.70 points) climbs into 11th place while The Taint (2-2, 389.86 points) drops to sixth place.
Current Standings
1. Trump s Towers 3-1 436 pts
2. Fear these Bucknuts 3-1 385 pts
3. Of Hogs and Hokies 3-1 374 pts
4. The Bastaaards 2-2 434 pts
5. Dark's Dragons 2-2 397 pts
6. The Taint 2-2 390 pts
7. MadMan Gamers 2-2 353 pts
8. Go Blue Girl 2-2 352 pts
9. BackfieldPenetration 2-2 318 pts
10. The Wide Right 1-3 393 pts
11. The Fighting Kittens 1-3 339 pts
12. Coprse Munging 1-3 293 pts