Post by EvilWigwam on Mar 4, 2010 19:30:14 GMT -5
I just watched the movie Antichrist starring Willem Dafoe and I gotta tell ya, whatta piece of shit!! I can't believe I wasted two hrs of my time. If if could, I'd find the director and kick his ass. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate indie films, especially indie horror films, but this...this was one pile of crap. Maybe it was too intellectual for me and I am in fact a walking-talking tool. I really can't believe I actually watched the whole thing.
It did have some cool parts in it, but you gotta wait for like over an hour to see them. The plot is fairly simple, let me break it down: Couple loses a child in a tragic accident, wife struggles with grief, husband trys to help her, couple go to a cabin in the woods to try and put the pieces together again, and then the freaky deaky shit starts: Talking foxes, half dead birds falling out of the sky, a deer with an embryo hanging out its ass, and oh yeah, the Pièce de résistance...genital mutilation! And for the icing on the cake, Dafoe cums blood while getting a handjob. But as I said, you gotta make it pretty far into the movie to see any of that. Good luck sticking with it that long.
All in all I would give this movie a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. On second thought, fuck it, I give it a 3. There is some stunning visuals (mostly at the first) but other than that, this movie leaves alot to be desired. And oh yeah, one other point. There was way too much, WAY TOO MUCH of naked Willem Dafoe. I really didn't need to see his twig and berries. So on that note, watch this if you want, but remember, you will never get those 2 hours back.
It did have some cool parts in it, but you gotta wait for like over an hour to see them. The plot is fairly simple, let me break it down: Couple loses a child in a tragic accident, wife struggles with grief, husband trys to help her, couple go to a cabin in the woods to try and put the pieces together again, and then the freaky deaky shit starts: Talking foxes, half dead birds falling out of the sky, a deer with an embryo hanging out its ass, and oh yeah, the Pièce de résistance...genital mutilation! And for the icing on the cake, Dafoe cums blood while getting a handjob. But as I said, you gotta make it pretty far into the movie to see any of that. Good luck sticking with it that long.
All in all I would give this movie a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. On second thought, fuck it, I give it a 3. There is some stunning visuals (mostly at the first) but other than that, this movie leaves alot to be desired. And oh yeah, one other point. There was way too much, WAY TOO MUCH of naked Willem Dafoe. I really didn't need to see his twig and berries. So on that note, watch this if you want, but remember, you will never get those 2 hours back.