Post by tav7623 on Oct 8, 2015 20:17:14 GMT -5
Of Hogs and Hokies vs. MadMan Gamers
Of Hogs and Hokies is probably a huge fan of Tom Brady right now, after he logged the third-highest player point total in the league this week with 34.24 points, leading to a 104.94 to 99.56 victory over MadMan Gamers. Of Hogs and Hokies met expectations and put up 7.0% more than their projected 98.07 points, while MadMan Gamers fell just short of projections and scored 99.1% of a projected 100.48. MadMan Gamers was coming off a 98.12 to 67.16 loss against BackfieldPenetration and saw their scoring improve this week. Of Hogs and Hokies earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting the Baltimore Ravens Defense (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Of Hogs and Hokies (2-0, 204.86 points) moves into first place while MadMan Gamers (0-2, 166.72 points) winds up in 11th place.
Go Blue Girl vs. Corpse Munging
Go Blue Girl got 24.44 points from Matthew Stafford and 17.30 from Rob Gronkowski, destroying Coprse Munging 103.84 to 64.70. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 39.14-point margin of victory was the third-highest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Coprse Munging suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 100.04 to 85.10 win against The Taint. When assigning blame following this loss, Coprse Munging can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Caleb Sturgis). Go Blue Girl (2-0, 198.98 points) shifts into second place and Coprse Munging (1-1, 164.74 points) winds up in 10th place.
The Baastards vs. The Fighting Kittens
The Bastaaards left it all on the field in this one and registered the highest score this week to thrash The Fighting Kittens 115.76 to 71.20. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 44.56-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the highest recorded in the league this season. For The Fighting Kittens, Drew Brees and Calvin Johnson played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 15.10 and 14.30 points, respectively. The Bastaaards (1-1, 214.80 points) shifts into third place and The Fighting Kittens (0-2, 161.20 points) winds up in the cellar.
Darks Dragons vs. Trumps Towers
Dark's Dragons (1-1, 207.68 points) beat Trump s Towers (1-1, 204.90 points) 109.44 to 84.06, putting up the second-highest point total this week. Dark's Dragons scored first and went into Sunday in front 21.00 to 0. They let that melt away like butter on hotcakes and trailed 62.10 to 59.20 after the early Sunday games. Dark's Dragons took the lead back during the late Sunday games, thanks to 15.00 points from Justin Tucker. They would hold the lead until the end.
The Taint vs. Backfield Penetration
Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying The Taint to a victory over BackfieldPenetration 99.20 to 82.60. They scored 32.40 and 16.10 points, respectively. The Taint hit their projections and scored 5.2% more than their projected 94.27 points, while BackfieldPenetration fell just short of projections and got 92.8% of a projected 89.01. The Arizona Cardinals Defense led BackfieldPenetration with 18.00 points while Amari Cooper racked up 16.90. The Taint (1-1, 184.30 points) shifts into sixth place and BackfieldPenetration (1-1, 180.72 points) goes to seventh place
The Wide Right vs. Fear These Bucknuts
The Wide Right picked up 27.24 points from Peyton Manning and 20.70 from Emmanuel Sanders to annihilate Fear these Bucknuts 92.34 to 52.88. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 39.46-point margin of victory is the second-highest in the league this season. Fear these Bucknuts, coming off a 121.52 to 98.24 win against Dark's Dragons, saw their scoring sink this week. When assigning blame following this loss, Fear these Bucknuts can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Delanie Walker). The Wide Right (1-1, 176.74 points) shifts into eighth place and Fear these Bucknuts (1-1, 174.40 points) goes to ninth place.
Current Standings
1. Of Hogs and Hokies 2-0 204 pts
2. Go Blue Girl 2-0 199 pts
3. The Baastards 1-1 214 pts
4. Darks Dragons 1-1 208 pts
5. Trumps Towers 1-1 204 pts
6. The Taint 1-1 184 pts
7. Backfield Penetration 1-1 181 pts
8. The Wide Right 1-1 177 pts
9. Fear These Bucknuts 1-1 174 pts
10. Corpse Munging 1-1 165 pts
11. MadMan Gamers 0-2 166 pts
12. The Fighting Kittens 0-2 161 pts
Of Hogs and Hokies is probably a huge fan of Tom Brady right now, after he logged the third-highest player point total in the league this week with 34.24 points, leading to a 104.94 to 99.56 victory over MadMan Gamers. Of Hogs and Hokies met expectations and put up 7.0% more than their projected 98.07 points, while MadMan Gamers fell just short of projections and scored 99.1% of a projected 100.48. MadMan Gamers was coming off a 98.12 to 67.16 loss against BackfieldPenetration and saw their scoring improve this week. Of Hogs and Hokies earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting the Baltimore Ravens Defense (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Of Hogs and Hokies (2-0, 204.86 points) moves into first place while MadMan Gamers (0-2, 166.72 points) winds up in 11th place.
Go Blue Girl vs. Corpse Munging
Go Blue Girl got 24.44 points from Matthew Stafford and 17.30 from Rob Gronkowski, destroying Coprse Munging 103.84 to 64.70. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 39.14-point margin of victory was the third-highest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Coprse Munging suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 100.04 to 85.10 win against The Taint. When assigning blame following this loss, Coprse Munging can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Caleb Sturgis). Go Blue Girl (2-0, 198.98 points) shifts into second place and Coprse Munging (1-1, 164.74 points) winds up in 10th place.
The Baastards vs. The Fighting Kittens
The Bastaaards left it all on the field in this one and registered the highest score this week to thrash The Fighting Kittens 115.76 to 71.20. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 44.56-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the highest recorded in the league this season. For The Fighting Kittens, Drew Brees and Calvin Johnson played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 15.10 and 14.30 points, respectively. The Bastaaards (1-1, 214.80 points) shifts into third place and The Fighting Kittens (0-2, 161.20 points) winds up in the cellar.
Darks Dragons vs. Trumps Towers
Dark's Dragons (1-1, 207.68 points) beat Trump s Towers (1-1, 204.90 points) 109.44 to 84.06, putting up the second-highest point total this week. Dark's Dragons scored first and went into Sunday in front 21.00 to 0. They let that melt away like butter on hotcakes and trailed 62.10 to 59.20 after the early Sunday games. Dark's Dragons took the lead back during the late Sunday games, thanks to 15.00 points from Justin Tucker. They would hold the lead until the end.
The Taint vs. Backfield Penetration
Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying The Taint to a victory over BackfieldPenetration 99.20 to 82.60. They scored 32.40 and 16.10 points, respectively. The Taint hit their projections and scored 5.2% more than their projected 94.27 points, while BackfieldPenetration fell just short of projections and got 92.8% of a projected 89.01. The Arizona Cardinals Defense led BackfieldPenetration with 18.00 points while Amari Cooper racked up 16.90. The Taint (1-1, 184.30 points) shifts into sixth place and BackfieldPenetration (1-1, 180.72 points) goes to seventh place
The Wide Right vs. Fear These Bucknuts
The Wide Right picked up 27.24 points from Peyton Manning and 20.70 from Emmanuel Sanders to annihilate Fear these Bucknuts 92.34 to 52.88. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 39.46-point margin of victory is the second-highest in the league this season. Fear these Bucknuts, coming off a 121.52 to 98.24 win against Dark's Dragons, saw their scoring sink this week. When assigning blame following this loss, Fear these Bucknuts can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Delanie Walker). The Wide Right (1-1, 176.74 points) shifts into eighth place and Fear these Bucknuts (1-1, 174.40 points) goes to ninth place.
Current Standings
1. Of Hogs and Hokies 2-0 204 pts
2. Go Blue Girl 2-0 199 pts
3. The Baastards 1-1 214 pts
4. Darks Dragons 1-1 208 pts
5. Trumps Towers 1-1 204 pts
6. The Taint 1-1 184 pts
7. Backfield Penetration 1-1 181 pts
8. The Wide Right 1-1 177 pts
9. Fear These Bucknuts 1-1 174 pts
10. Corpse Munging 1-1 165 pts
11. MadMan Gamers 0-2 166 pts
12. The Fighting Kittens 0-2 161 pts